Serenading the Cattle: A Trombone Twist on Lorde’s “Royals”

Who knew cows had a taste for pop music? When I started playing Lorde’s Royals on my trombone, I never expected the audience that came running. But, to my surprise, the cows from every corner of the field came charging toward me, eager to join the jam session.

As the notes floated through the air, the cows didn’t just listen — they mooed along, creating what could only be described as the perfect farmyard choir. It was as if, with each moo, they were declaring their own royal status, proud and bold. And the best part? They didn’t miss a beat! When the fight song kicked in at the end, they mooed on cue, as if they had been rehearsing for their own musical debut.

It turns out, these cows weren’t just about grazing. They’ve got rhythm, soul, and maybe even a little diva flair! Forget hay and grass — they’re ready to rule the pasture, and they’ve got the talent to prove it. So, next time you think of royalty, don’t forget the cattle. They may just be the new “kings” of the farmyard, and I’m here for it!